What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise