What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.