What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.