Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale