Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.