Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.