What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.