What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.