Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What's a redditors worst fear?

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Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes?

He's never Reddit.

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.