Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.