He's never Reddit.
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
Repost)
Because it was A Minor.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
Not on /r/jokes