He's never Reddit.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
REDDIT
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Because jokes are the white man's burden."
Because they do well with Ripostes.