He's never Reddit.
I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Reposts are allowed.
Because jokes are the white man's burden."