What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

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Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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Concentration camps.

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A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

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My record is 21 years.

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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Tequila Mockingbird

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Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

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What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!