How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

Why is everyone talking about me?

They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6