How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

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What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

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How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.