How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama?

Vineyard Skynyrd

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

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What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"