How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One

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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama?

Vineyard Skynyrd

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25