High School Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=6-RfZDiayDI

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

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Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

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Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

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He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay a quiz master?

with finances.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone