Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.