Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.