Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call one black person on the moon?

A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.