What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.