What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar?

The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there