What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.