What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

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What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

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Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky