What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

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How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

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How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.