What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"