What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"