What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

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Run over an Italian.

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With a crane.

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Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

How did you prepare for today?

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...