What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

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How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

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You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist

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Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease