What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men?

broosts

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.