What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.