What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"