What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving?

The Redskins

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...