What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

Cold Turkey Jokes More Cold Turkey Jokes

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.