What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Cold Turkey Jokes More Cold Turkey Jokes

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.