What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

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Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.