Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun