Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.