What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

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What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!