What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.