What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

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What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.