What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton.

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!