Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!