Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...