Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Who wants to be a Millionaire?

on Zimbabwean TV.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!