Why did the chicken cross the street?

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.