Why did the chicken cross the street?

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!