Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.