Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."