Why did the chicken cross the street?

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!