Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Because it's pointless.

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OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu