Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

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What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's a life without manitees?

A life with out porpoise.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine?

OK!

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!