How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.