How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

What is a diss track?

Don't worry about it u prune gash