How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you