How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.