How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.