How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict?

That's an oxy, moron!

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How does a solar system have a party?

How does a solar system have a party? They planet

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

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What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.