How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

dereted

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.