How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach