Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...