Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.