Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee