What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...