What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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Windows 7 8 9.

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Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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Because Han was flying so low.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

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To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

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Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.