What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

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What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!