What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Chewie Jokes More Chewie Jokes

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.