What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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What did the handicapped racecar driver say?

I have no Hans"

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity?

Wookie Goldberg

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)