What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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What do tall people and black people have in common?

They have no one to look up to.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"