What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.