What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

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Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

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Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.