What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

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Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

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Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."