What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."