Because he was looking for Pooh!
Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
It was low hanging fruit.
Because the P is silent.
I've never smeared tigger on my face
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
He had an itchy Tigger finger