How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

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What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."