How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.