How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!