How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

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What was Helen Keller's dog's name?

Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!