What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

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What do you call a limp snake?

An ereptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.