What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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What do you call a limp snake?

An ereptile dysfunction.

What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.