Reptile Jokes

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

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What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

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How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

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What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

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Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction