Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

Who's there ! C's ! C's who ?

C's the day !

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Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

letter G (lethargy)

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!