Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
Because he was always lost at C!
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
An investigator. Ba dum tss.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...
Because DEEZ NUTS!
is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C
Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)
Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.
