Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
The post office.
F", for Fonzi. Duh.
They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.
Coconut.
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
T and Qs.
A: Capital letters.