Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

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What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?

Pen Gwyn !

Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ( )