Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What is a pirates favorite letter?

No, it's the C.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!