Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

C Jokes More C Jokes

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

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How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

Which letter has the best bum?

Big Rs