Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.