Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.