Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.