Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

They can't even

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ?

Coffin and spluttering !

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.