Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.