Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

They can't even

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

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What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.