What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts