What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.