Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.