Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Which one was bigger?

The baby. It was a little Bigger.

Cervix Jokes More Cervix Jokes

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix