Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

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How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

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One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

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What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix