Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Why black people can't be seen in black and white movies?

Becuase they're working in the mine.

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What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman