Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Previous Random Joke Next

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did all the native people move out East?

Because there is no work out there.

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.