Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

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What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

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What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.