How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Batminton.