How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

accommodating.

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations