How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

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What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom at?

at the

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

What did the poacher get when he saw the Northern White Rhino?

Shot.

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...