How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations