What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

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Raisin bran

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.