What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play