What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."