What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what