What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what