What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!