What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?