What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

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What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play