What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"