Twister
Bobby Fillet
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Too many cheetahs
Another Juan Bites The Dust
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
Clash of Clams
If it spins anti-cyclonically
Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.
The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!
Twister!