Ask them if they play league.
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.
An Asthma attack.
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
About 1400 dollars
