How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

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How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

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What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)