How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.