How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.