How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

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Samurais?

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.