Ugly Baby Jokes

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

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One dollar

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I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

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All right, all right, all right..

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Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out.