I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.
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Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
Let's hang.
I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
He was galactose intolerant.
There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!
Because she wanted to get it off her chest.
He was charged with battery.
Sir Charge
So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.
The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
A hand-me-down.
Deady and Mummy.
Because they have to use their Endor voices.
because he has gnocchi