Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

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