Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.