What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible