What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

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What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

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Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible