What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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What do you call a electric Volkswagen?

A **Volts**wagon

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible