A pao-erful change
He gets Toad
The Dark Knight Rises.
All the conservatives are out working.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
I was 10 years old yesterday.
With a Pao Wow.