What happened on Reddit yesterday?

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.