Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

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Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.