What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.