What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

How do you make a baby drink?

A: Stick it in the blender.

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.