What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence