What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick