What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang