What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.