What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*