What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.