What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.