What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.