One...but it takes him 27 tries
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
Because they only use half pipes.